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Kvinnlig ny metal har hittats…

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry.

Name : Woman .
Symbol : Wm .
Atomic mass : Light when first found but tends to get heavier with time .

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
– Boils at any time .
– Can freeze at any
time .
– Melts if treated with
love .
– Very Bitter if Mishandled .

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
– Very Reactive .
– Highly Unstable .
– Possesses Strong
affinity towards Gold ,
Silver , Diamond ,
Platinum , Credit
cards , Debit cards &
Cheque books
– Money Reducing
Agent

OCCURRENCE
– Mostly found in front
of the Mirror .
– It’s highly flammable
when mixed with
in-laws.
– It has mixed
properties when
seated with parents.
– Very harmful to you
if she sees you with
any element similar to
itself !

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