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Citat – Marriage Quotes

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Starting with my Favorite Marriage Quote which is by Mignon McLaughlin:

 

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”

 

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

~Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

~Rita Rudner

 

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

~Evelyn Hendrickson

 

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~Joey Adams

 

Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

~Spencer Kimball

 

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

~Anonymous

 

Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart.

~Nathaniel Hawthorne

 

A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

~Ruth Bell Graham

 

Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.

~Euripedes Antigone

 

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

~Gary Busey

 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

~H.L. Mencken

 

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

~Agatha Christie

 

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

~Oscar Widle

 

Marry’d in haste, we oft repent at leisure.

~Benjamin Franklin

 

Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull moment.

~Nora Roberts

 

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

~Minnie Pearl

 

The institution of marriage itself strikes me as being in no trouble at all.

How many things do 95 Percent of people do? They should have a Defense of Voting Act.

~Robert Lang

 

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

~Marion Smith

 

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

~Joey Adams

 

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

~H.V. Prochnow

 

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

~ Pauline Thomason

 

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

~Rodney Dangerfield

 

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

~Raymond Hull

 

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.

~Joseph Addison

 

A good marriage is a contest of generosity.

~Diane Sawyer

 

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?

~Barbra Streisand

 

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.

~Oscar Wilde

 

Marriage is like life in this – that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.

~R L Stevenson

 

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

~Prince Philip

 

The Japanese have a word for it.

It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding.

The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’

J. P. McEvoy

 

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

~ Helen Rowland

 

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

~ Henny Youngman

 

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.

~Gene Perret

 

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

~Samuel Johnson

 

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married

~ Benjamin Disraeli

 

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

~ Henny Youngman

 

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

~Benjamin Franklin

 

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

~ Rita Rudner

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

~ H.L. Mencken

 

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

A parting Joke:

What’s the difference between in-laws and out-laws?

Out-laws are wanted!

 

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