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One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein’s driver, who often sat at
the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably
give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the
next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with
Einstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.
Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult
question by a member of the audience. “Well, the answer to that question is
quite simple,” he casually replied. “I bet my driver, sitting up at the back
there, could answer it…”
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Albert Einstein’s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally
when he headed off to work. “Why should I?” he would invariably argue.
“Everyone knows me there.” When the time came for Einstein to attend his
first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. “Why should I?”
said Einstein. “No one knows me there!”
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Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour,” he
once declared. “Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a
minute. That’s relativity!”
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When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was
going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not
recognise him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein’s home. The
driver said “Who does not know Einstein’s address? Everyone in Princeton
knows.Do you want to meet him?”. Einstein replied “I am Einstein. I forgot
my home address, can you take me there? “The driver reached him to his home
and did not even collect his fare from him .======================================================================
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor
came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came
to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his
ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked
in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside
him. He still couldn’t find it.
The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you
are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle
punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around
and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his
seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t
worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure
you bought one.’
Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I
don’t know is where I’m going.”

One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein’s driver, who often sat atthe back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probablygive the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at thenext stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, withEinstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.
Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficultquestion by a member of the audience. “Well, the answer to that question isquite simple,” he casually replied. “I bet my driver, sitting up at the backthere, could answer it…”
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein’s wife often suggested that he dress more professionallywhen he headed off to work. “Why should I?” he would invariably argue.“Everyone knows me there.” When the time came for Einstein to attend hisfirst major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. “Why should I?”said Einstein. “No one knows me there!”
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour,” heonce declared. “Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like aminute. That’s relativity!”
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he wasgoing back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did notrecognise him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein’s home. Thedriver said “Who does not know Einstein’s address? Everyone in Princetonknows.Do you want to meet him?”. Einstein replied “I am Einstein. I forgotmy home address, can you take me there? “The driver reached him to his homeand did not even collect his fare from him .======================================================================

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductorcame down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he cameto Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find histicket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he lookedin his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat besidehim. He still couldn’t find it.The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who youare. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aislepunching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned aroundand saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under hisseat for his ticket.The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’tworry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sureyou bought one.’Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What Idon’t know is where I’m going.”

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