• Citat – Marriage Quotes

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    Starting with my Favorite Marriage Quote which is by Mignon McLaughlin:

     

    “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”

     

    A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

    ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

     

    I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

    ~Rita Rudner

     

    Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

    ~Evelyn Hendrickson

     

    A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

    ~Joey Adams

     

    Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

    ~Spencer Kimball

     

    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

    ~Anonymous

     

    Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart.

    ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

     

    A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

    ~Ruth Bell Graham

     

    Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.

    ~Euripedes Antigone

     

    Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

    ~Gary Busey

     

    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

    ~H.L. Mencken

     

    An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

    ~Agatha Christie

     

    Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

    ~Oscar Widle

     

    Marry’d in haste, we oft repent at leisure.

    ~Benjamin Franklin

     

    Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull moment.

    ~Nora Roberts

     

    Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

    ~Minnie Pearl

     

    The institution of marriage itself strikes me as being in no trouble at all.

    How many things do 95 Percent of people do? They should have a Defense of Voting Act.

    ~Robert Lang

     

    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

    ~Marion Smith

     

    Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

    ~Joey Adams

     

    The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

    ~H.V. Prochnow

     

    Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

    ~ Pauline Thomason

     

    I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

    ~Rodney Dangerfield

     

    All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

    ~Raymond Hull

     

    Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.

    ~Joseph Addison

     

    A good marriage is a contest of generosity.

    ~Diane Sawyer

     

    Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?

    ~Barbra Streisand

     

    The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.

    ~Oscar Wilde

     

    Marriage is like life in this – that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.

    ~R L Stevenson

     

    When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

    ~Prince Philip

     

    The Japanese have a word for it.

    It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding.

    The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’

    J. P. McEvoy

     

    In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

    ~ Helen Rowland

     

    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

    ~ Henny Youngman

     

    We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.

    ~Gene Perret

     

    Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

    ~Samuel Johnson

     

    No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married

    ~ Benjamin Disraeli

     

    I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

    ~ Henny Youngman

     

    One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

    ~Benjamin Franklin

     

    In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

    ~ Rita Rudner

     

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    ~ Rodney Dangerfield

     

    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

    ~ H.L. Mencken

     

    Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor

     

    A parting Joke:

    What’s the difference between in-laws and out-laws?

    Out-laws are wanted!

     

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