A Wahhabi and a Zionist went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Harbour Bridge, and the Wahhabi bet the Zionist $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the Wahhabi gave the Zionist $50.
The Zionist said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the Wahhabi insisted saying,”No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the Zionist said, “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The Wahhabi replied “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”