Sardar betyder ledare (militär på persiska/indiska)
British:Why are all you Indians in different colors? Look we are all white!
Sardar:horses r in all different colors but donkeys are all the same color!
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A Sardarji went to a doctor with 2 red
ears.The Doctor asked him what had
happened to his ears and he
answered “ I was ironing my shirt and the phone-
rang. Instead of picking up the phone I
picked up the Iron and stuck it to my
ear”. The Doctor exclaimed in disbelief” Oh
Dear!, What happened to your other
ear ?”.
The Sardar replied “The scoundrel
called back”.