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Jasim Show lol

Liknande inlägg:Islamofobia for dummiesEgypten – The Daily showMalmö i Skåne????Kvinnor Känn dig äggad…

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Vad är klockan?

Yazid was asking a stranger what time it was. The stranger told him it was 4:45. Yazid, looked at the stranger with anger and slapped him! One of his companions asked ”Why did you slap him?” Yazid replied ”I have … Continue reading

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Marketing

A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & … Continue reading

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Bush och en Irakier

En irakier går fram till president Bush och frågar: ””Min son tittar alltid på TV-showen Star Trek, och i den finns ryssar, svarta, asiater… till och med utomjordingar. Men aldrig några araber. Min son är mycket upprörd, och kan inte … Continue reading

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Obama är rolig..

Jävligt roligt möte, bara några dagar innan Osama bin Kharas död, må han brinna och brinna och brinna i helvetets djupaste eldar.   Liknande inlägg:Den absurda polisstatenIjtihad – Shias kontra Sunnis – Ur västvärldens ögonFilm från 1996 talar om 9/11 … Continue reading

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Wahabi (snusk)

A Wahhabi man walks up and sits down at the bar. ”What can I get you?” the bartender inquires. ”I want 6 shots of Vodka,” responded the Wahhabi man. ”6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?” ”Yeah, my first blowjob.” ”Well, … Continue reading

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Baba Ali – Giftermål

Lol..   Liknande inlägg:Hadith – GiftermålImam Ali a.s talade om dajjal Ahmed al HassanTawassul Afghanistan – En 14 årig tjejs huvud avhuggetSunni lärd talar om hur Muawiya förvrängde hadither

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A wahabi and the length of his sleep

A Wahhabi and a Zionist went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Harbour Bridge, and the Wahhabi bet the Zionist … Continue reading

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Likhet mellan wahabi och en hund

The similarities between a Wahhabi and a Dog: 1. They are nijis (orena) 2. They lick their genitals 3. They mark their territory with urine 4. They hump the leg of their masters. 5. The force themselves on their partners … Continue reading

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Yazid och klockan

Yazid was asking a stranger what time it was. The stranger told him it was 4:45. Yazid, looked at the stranger with anger and slapped him! One of his companions asked ”Why did you slap him?” Yazid replied ”I have … Continue reading

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Den som sa advokater är smarta – han ljög

Dessa citat är från en bok som heter Disorder in the American Courts, och handlar om vad folk verkligen sade i olika rättegångar, ord för ord. Man skrev ner dem och har publicerat dem. ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing … Continue reading

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Always ask – Never assume

Looly…Fråga om ni inte förstår den!! His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the … Continue reading

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Vad gör pensionärer?

Lol Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the Other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop … Continue reading

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Salafi och de 14 fruarna

Muahhahah

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Ahmed Deedat om Biblen och Slöjan

Ahmed Deedat var en sunnimuslim som var känd för att diskutera med kristna. Han är nu död, men det här är en klassiker som jag satt ut förr. Lite dålig kvalitet, men jävligt rolig.

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