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Baba Ali – Giftermål

Lol..   Liknande inlägg:Hadith – GiftermålSanning och falskhetSalman al FarisiCitat – Döden och LivetAlis fem egenskaper

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Likhet mellan wahabi och en hund

The similarities between a Wahhabi and a Dog: 1. They are nijis (orena) 2. They lick their genitals 3. They mark their territory with urine 4. They hump the leg of their masters. 5. The force themselves on their partners … Continue reading

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Yazid och klockan

Yazid was asking a stranger what time it was. The stranger told him it was 4:45. Yazid, looked at the stranger with anger and slapped him! One of his companions asked ”Why did you slap him?” Yazid replied ”I have … Continue reading

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Den som sa advokater är smarta – han ljög

Dessa citat är från en bok som heter Disorder in the American Courts, och handlar om vad folk verkligen sade i olika rättegångar, ord för ord. Man skrev ner dem och har publicerat dem. ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing … Continue reading

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Citat – Engelska ordspråk och deras ursprung

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much … Continue reading

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Citat – Engelska ordspråk och deras ursprung

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or “upper crust.” Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes … Continue reading

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Citat – Engelska ordspråk och deras ursprung

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet … Continue reading

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Giftermål – Lite fakta

Fakta om engelska ordspråk.. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide … Continue reading

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Psykoterapeut eller bartender – Om du har psykiska problem

Vad är bättre, en psykoterapeut eller en bartender? EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time … Continue reading

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Bråk mellan man och fru

Varför bråka med slag och svärord..fixa problemen och få ut ilskan på det här viset This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force… Poems written by WIFE … Continue reading

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Noam Chomsky – Världens mest skrattretande mening

Noam Chomsky, en av världens mest kända intellektuella, som är själv jude och skrivit otaliga böcker och inlägg emot rasisstaten Israel och dess slav USA, berättar här vilken mening som får hans tunga att vrida sig. Liknande inlägg:If Jesus came … Continue reading

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The Presidents Speech

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Al Qaidah har muslimska infilitratörer i USA

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Hitler ringer Ghaddafi

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Ghaddafi snackar svenska

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