• Kvinnlig ny metal har hittats…

    A New Metal has been added to Chemistry.

    Name : Woman .
    Symbol : Wm .
    Atomic mass : Light when first found but tends to get heavier with time .

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
    – Boils at any time .
    – Can freeze at any
    time .
    – Melts if treated with
    love .
    – Very Bitter if Mishandled .

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
    – Very Reactive .
    – Highly Unstable .
    – Possesses Strong
    affinity towards Gold ,
    Silver , Diamond ,
    Platinum , Credit
    cards , Debit cards &
    Cheque books
    – Money Reducing
    Agent

    OCCURRENCE
    – Mostly found in front
    of the Mirror .
    – It’s highly flammable
    when mixed with
    in-laws.
    – It has mixed
    properties when
    seated with parents.
    – Very harmful to you
    if she sees you with
    any element similar to
    itself !

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