• Arab in a nursing home

    Muhahhaha

    An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

    All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him  in USA home.

    After a few weeks in the  facility, they came to  visit Grandpa. ”How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.

    ”It’s  wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful”, says grandpa. ”We’re so happy for you. We were worried  that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little  different from everyone.”

    ”Oh, no! Let me tell you about  how wonderfully they treat the residents”,in USA
    Abdullah says with a big smile.

    ”There’s a musician here– he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin  in 20 years and everyone still calls him ‘Maestro’!

    There is a judge in  here — he’s 95 years old. He hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and  everyone still calls him ‘Your Honor’!

    There’s a dentist here — 90 years old.. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him  Doctor?!

    And me —

    ”I haven’t had sex for 35 years and they still call me ‘The Fucking Arab”.

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