A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where divorce comes before marriage
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
A book which people praise, but never read
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
who lives poor
he can die RICH!
from the other,
unless he gets caught
shakes your hand
and your Confidence