• Good definitions

    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
    with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

    DICTIONARY:
    A place where divorce comes before marriage

    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

    CLASSIC:
    A book which people praise, but never read

    SMILE:
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

    OFFICE:
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

    YAWN:
    The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

    ATOM BOMB:
    An invention to bring an end to all inventions

    PHILOSOPHER:
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

    DIPLOMAT:
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

    PESSIMIST:
    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

    MISER:
    A person
    who lives poor
    so that
    he can die RICH!

    CRIMINAL:
    A guy
    no different
    from the other,
    unless he gets caught

    POLITICIAN:
    One who
    shakes your hand
    before elections
    and your Confidence
    Later

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