• Definitioner..

    Looly..

    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

    MARRIAGE:
    It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

    DIVORCE:
    Future Tense of Marriage

    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds of either

    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

    DICTIONARY:
    A place where divorce comes before marriage

    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

    CLASSIC:
    A book which people praise, but never read

    SMILE:
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

    OFFICE:
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

    YAWN:
    The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

    ETC:
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

    COMMITTEE:
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

    EXPERIENCE:
    The name men give to their Mistakes

    ATOM BOMB:
    An invention to bring an end to all inventions

    PHILOSOPHER:
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

    DIPLOMAT:
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

    OPPORTUNIST:
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

    OPTIMIST:
    A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

    PESSIMIST:
    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

    MISER:
    A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

    FATHER:
    A banker provided by nature

    CRIMINAL:
    A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

    BOSS:
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

    POLITICIAN:
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

    DOCTOR:
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you

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  1. Fatima skriver:

    Haha himla roliga!

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