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An older gentleman was
On the operating table awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son.
‘Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘
‘Don’t be nervous, son; do your best
And just remember, if it doesn’t go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother is going to come and
Live with you and your wife.’