• Girl, you stole my heart…

    Tror jag sett eller publicerat det här förut, men skadar inte att göra det igen. Hittade texten hos Ahlam. Ni kan se hennes foto där under ett inlägg skrivet av hennes kompis 😛

    Nu kan ni haffa killar/tjejer the islamic waaay 😉 hahaha …
    Islamic Pickup lines:

    1. I’m looking for the ”Made In Jannah” tag
    2. Are those legs halal?
    3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
    4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”
    5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah”
    6. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..(aaaaww)
    7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
    8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah (aaaw)
    9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
    10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, ”She aiight”      (HAHAHA Klockren!!!)
    11.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
    12. ”U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in islam”
    ”how am i a thief?”
    ”u stole my heart”

    13. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
    14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
    15. ”Nice ankles. Very nice”
    16. Girl…I know its haraam ”paying” so much ”interest” in you…but I can’t help myself…
    17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
    18.Girl you fine, TAKBEER
    19. Girl you’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
    20. You are the noor of my eyes.
    21. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
    22.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
    23. Have your ammi call my ammi
    24. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
    25. You are the coolness of my eyes.
    26. I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
    27. You’re so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
    28. I have some sort of sickness but Allahswt has created a cure, thats you.
    29. Sister, I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
    30. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
    31. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I’m going to go blind!
    32. ”Hey I’m a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?”
    32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?    (HAHAHA!!!)
    33.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. (aaaw)
    34.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
    35.I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
    36.To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
    37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
    38.You can’t play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.  ( O – M – G !! )
    39. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
    40. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
    41.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
    42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
    43.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
    44.I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
    45.Would you like to share my prayer-mat? (aaaw)
    46.I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
    47.I just made dua for YOU
    48.I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
    49. I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.   (HAHAHA!!!)
    50.Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
    51.I’m new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
    52.You make me realize why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much
    53.I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
    54.I dont need mahr…YOU are my mahr
    55.Do u remember me?…from the alam al-arwah?
    56.Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
    57.Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
    58.Black is definately your color.
    59.Girl if lookin at u is gunnah then i don’t want to get any sawab
    60.Your father must be a printer cuz your picture has been plastered in my mind all day..
    61. (If you don’t get this, you can ask the person)
    ”Baby did you just have eggplant? Because you’re BANGAN”
    62. Do you work for al qaeda? u hijacked my heart  (HAHAHA!!!)
    63. girl you’re so sweet, when I tasted you I was like AYY! Sunni!! (as in.. oww my tooth) (HAHAHAHA!!!)

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4 Responsesso far.

  1. Ahlam Hammoud skriver:

    HAHAHAHA!!! Asså Bahlool du krossar mitt hjärta nu ='( påstår du att jag är ful ?! Jag trodde att den inre skönheten spelade ngn roll .. But I guess I’m just to hairy for you :/ then …

    Måste bara säga: SKÖÖÖÖÖNASTE Raggningsrepliken asså, om jag var kille så skulle jag genast börja använda dom för att skaffa en fru 😉 hhaha but that’s just me 😀

  2. Chatila skriver:

    hahaha, det där med bilden på Ahlam:D blev riktigt nöjd:)

    gillar raggningsreplikerna, hur roliga som helst!
    Ha det bra.
    Salam

  3. Bahlool skriver:

    Aboooya klart jag ska använda de här raggningsreplikerna!! Jag kommer ha varenda kvinnas bror och far och fästman efter mig men worth it 😛
    DU är lika hårig som alla andra arabtjejer Ahlam 😉

  4. Ahlam Hammoud skriver:

    Ja Hana, men det skulle egentligen föreställa dig hahaha snacka om att vända på allting 😛

    Bahlool: NO U DIDN’T!!! Hahahaha riktigt taskigt där måste jag säga .. d är inranier som år håriga. Ever heard of persiska matta? Nee jag skoja bara (Allihopa ta inte illa upp bara skämt:D)

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