• Women should be spelt Woe-men

    Lol måste vara datanörd och någorlunda bra på engelska för att förstå….

    A woman writes to the Tech support…

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

    In addition,
    Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


    What can I do?

    Signed,
    _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Reply  FROM CONSULTANT.

    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend:
    Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

    Regards

    Good Luck Madam !

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3 Responsesso far.

  1. MammaMarie skriver:

    Hahaaa! Den var jäkligt bra!

  2. RZA skriver:

    haha…hur hittar du sånt här. Skit kul 🙂 ska visa tjejen.

  3. Bahlool skriver:

    lol surfar runt på nätet när jag är uttråkad 😛

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