What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
‘Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!’
What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?’
His father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.’