• Lite humor

    What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
    ‘Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!’

    ————–
    What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
    The ones in the casinos are serious.

    ———-
    When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

    ———
    A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?’
    His father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.’

    Post Tagged with , ,

Kommentera

E-postadressen publiceras inte. Obligatoriska fält är märkta *

Scroll Up